Whats cooking.... doc?

The following is the list of items/dishes which I cook or prepare or eat.

1. Two eggs omlette in the morning. Earlier I used to add some onions and tomatoes but now stopped it due to laziness.
2. Two glasses of milk with honey.
3. Some bananas.
4. Ocassionaly bread with omlette.
5. In the afternoon I take the pathetic lunch in the office which is always end up with some curd and rotis.
6. In the evening rarely I eat anything.
7. By the time its dinner I feel hungry like hell so rush back to home.
8. Cook bolied rice with potatoes, salad, curd, pickles(yes, thats it).
9. Sometimes Varun comes and cooks khichdi(its yummy).
10.Maggi is always the best alternative.
11. Last week, Varun and me brought some ready meals and its quite good.
12. We got paav bhaji, matar paneer, some potato dish which I am yet to taste.
13. Not to forget the occassional fruits(pears, mango, apple, grapes, etc).
14. And daab ka paani(coconut water)...
15. And mouth watering, poochka(panipuri).
16. When in the restaurant, I like to have all sorts of things but always start with chicken clear soup.
17. Some chicken items like chicken tandoori or fish items, and anything will do as long as it is non-veg. And basically try out some new things.

Yup, I am going to cook rice now and have it with curd and aloo ka sabzi....

Metallism

The Metallica founded the Metallism. The four original Gods, Lars Ulrich, James Hetfield, Cliff Burton and Dave Mustain. Dave Mustain due to his adultery and non-conformship with James Hetfield was ousted from the Holy Land of Metalland. He formed another religion of Megadethism which is almost similar in principles with Metallism but lacks the harmony, rythm of a true religion. Cliff Burton the God of all, died at an early age before he could write some good scripts.

Metallism is mostly based on music with voices on death, depression, hatred, anarchy, suicide, drugs.

When the Gods lived....

Some believe the Gods still live....

Holy Book.. errr. I mean song....

Holy Land...

Holy Day....

Symbol....



10 commandments of metallism..

1. Thou should always sing/talk about hatred, depression, suicide, murder, suffering, etc. Thou should write atleast one song on suicide. Thou should never ever sing about love, girls, babes.
2. Thou should indulge in heavy drinking, taking drugs, till you are arrested by the law. Thou should not attend any rehabitilation centre and even if you are forced to do so, thou should fail miserably.
5. Thou should have long hairs atleast for one year in your entire life.
3. Thou should take part in one famous scandal of your life.
4. Your songs should not be understood by anyone when you sing. You should try that even if people refer the lyrics page, then also they should not be able to follow it.
5. Thou should break guitars, destroy property, damage stage equipment when the time is ripe.
6. Thou should swear constantly when a paparazzi asks a personal question.
7. Thou should have sexapades with the groupies.
8. Thou should not listen to pop songs especially by Britney Spears, Chritina Aguilera, Jelo, etc. Showing your liking for them is a great crime. Thou should not miss an opportunity to talk about them on how unoriginal they are and how they suck.
9. Thou should not take bath, should not shave, should not clean yourself, should wear only dirty and torn clothes.
10. Thou lyrics should be totally out of this world such "I love it when you smell my dirty socks" and "I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me".

Once you are a part of a metal community, you should not change your religion to evil religions such as popism, electonicism. These religions are evil and would spoil your mind.

Taking your life at the age of 27 would land you in the gardens of heaven.

Mode of prayer to Metal God.

You should listen to metal songs at high volumes at odd timings under the influence of spirits.
This practice should make your neighbour to either flee or come once in a week asking you to turn that shit down.

Daily prayer would make you a true devotee and earn you high respect in society.

Once in a week on Saturday(holy day), you should gather with other people in a holy place such as a pub and drink the holy spirit together. Songs in the praise of Metal God should be played. Videos of various Gods playing should be viewed on a big screen. If the holy place such as a pub is not available then you can invite other people at your home and pray in unison. You should try to follow the mode of prayer.

You should always head bang when you are stoned in a group.

You should listen to loud music at your home. Your mom should make comments such as "Is there anything wrong with the tape?" or your father would shut the tape thinking that the cassette has stuck in the tape. And your grandmother should comment after looking at one of the videos "These boys are really sad.. They did not have love.. If they come to me, with my love I would turn them into loving persons".

I am out of bed and dressed. What more do you want!

Laziness is a virtue. Its a fact. If you know it, then stop reading further and give your ass a rest.
Let me educate others.

To state a simple and universal fact, if there were no laziness, there would have been no invention of wheel. And hence no invention of technology. We would have been still living in the dark ages.

What more, there would be no perl and there would be no fun in life. Ok, I would not discuss about perl.

Another quote on laziness. "Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now". Thats it, I do not want to argue further.

Think about it. All the things in the life are meant to be comfortable so that we can be more lazy. Lazy people are the consumers of cool things and hard-working people burn their asses so that they can make cool things. If there were no lazy people there wouldn't have been any consumers and no business. Starting from refigerators, air conditioners, vehicles, planes, wrinkle free shirt, robot automated industries, internet, voice dialing, remote control, etc. etc are for lazy people. Even nuclear bombs have been created for people who are too lazy to even fight(haha.. what an exagerration). If you want to end the world, just press a button of nuclear missile and go back to sleep. Who wants to travel all the way to the other part of the world and start a fist-fight.

Man is indeed a higher animal. Lower animals adapt themselves with the environment to suit themselves while man adapts the environment to suit themselves.

If man doesn't change their environment then it is doomed. There would be some loss in terms of increase in temperature, increase in carbon dioxide, some species getting extinct but the loss incurred without these changes would be huge leading to the extinct of human civilization. Men is not only born to rule the earth but other planets as well. And this dream cannot be realized until and unless there is some constant progressive movements in terms of technology.

All those who disagree should shed their clothes, go to a jungle and hunt antelopes. Good luck.

I am back to my bed. Oops. I am already there. Need to keep this lappy on my side and close my eyes.

ZZZzzzzzz.